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Age of Wonders 2

Type in the following codes during gameplay. Activate cheat codes by pressing CTRL + Shift + C. A sound signifies correct entry

mana - Get 1000 mana

gold - Get 1000 gold

win - Win Level

lose - Lose level

research - All spells researched

fog - Fog on/off

explore - explore map toggle

instantprod - Instant production

ai - Player AI toggle

freemove - Free Movement Mode

spells - Free spells

instantres - Instant research

upgradehero - Hero upgraded

towns - Show towns on map

cityspy - Enemy city spy toggle

Age of Mythology: The Titans

During gameplay press ENTER then enter a cheat below. Press ENTER again to activate: Note: Codes are case sensitive

THRILL OF VICTORY Win Scenario

IN DARKEST NIGHT Nighttime Mode

MOUNT OLYMPUS Max Favor

SET ASCENDANT Show All Animals

CONSIDER THE INTERNET Slow Down Units

WRATH OF THE GODS New God Powers

PANDORAS BOX New God Power

DIVINE INTERVENTION Enable Used God Power

JUNK FOOD NIGHT Get 1000 Food

TROJAN HORSE FOR SALE Get 1000 Wood

ATM OF EREBUS Get 1000 Gold

LAY OF THE LAND Show Map

UNCERTAINTY AND DOUBT Hide Map

THRILL OF VICTORY Win Scenario

IN DARKEST NIGHT Nighttime Mode

MOUNT OLYMPUS Max Favor

SET ASCENDANT Show All Animals

CONSIDER THE INTERNET Slow Down Units

WRATH OF THE GODS New God Powers

PANDORAS BOX New God Power

DIVINE INTERVENTION Enable Used God Power

GOATUNHEIM Turn Enemy to Goats

FEAR THE FORAGE Walking Berry Bushes Power

BAWK BAWK BOOM Chicken Metero God Power

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!!! Add Monkeys

WUV WOO Flying Purple Hippo

TINES OF POWER Get ForkBoy

O CANADA Lazer Bear

ISIS HEAR MY PLEA Heroes from the Campaign

RED TIDE Changes Water to Red

LETS GO! NOW! (2 spaces between go and now) Faster Gameplay

MR. MONDAY AI Handicap

ENGINEERED GRAIN Fat Animals

CHANNEL SURFING Units can Walk on Water

L33T SUPA H4X0R Fast Build

Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors

Other Codes: Put in these codes while playing. Hit ENTER, then type in a code

ROCK ON 1000 Stone

LUMBERJACK 1000 Wood

ROBIN HOOD 1000 Gold

CHEESE STEAK JIMMY'S 1000 Food

MARCO Reveal Map

POLO Remove Shadow

AEGIS Fast Build

NATURAL WONDERS Control Nature

RESIGN You Lose

WIMPYWIMPYWIMPY Destroy Yourself

I LOVE THE MONKEY HEAD Gives VDML

HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON Gives a Cobra car

TORPEDO# Kill Opponent #

TO SMITHEREENS Gives a Saboteur

BLACK DEATH Destroy All Enemies

I R WINNER You Win

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Put in one of the following cheats during gameplay

THUGSTOOLS Thug Weapons

PROFESSIONALTOOLS Professional Weapons

NUTTERTOOLS Strange Weapons

PRECIOUSPROTECTION Full Armor

ASPIRINE Full Health

YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE +2 Wanted Level

LEAVEMEALONE 0 Wanted Level

APLEASANTDAY Nice Weather

ALOVELYDAY Lovely Weather

ABITDRIEG Cloudy Weather

CATSANDDOGS Rainy Weather

CANTSEEATHING Misty Weather

PANZER Spawn Tank

LIFEISPASSINGMEBY Speed Up Time

BIGBANG Nearby Vehichles Explode

STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP Change Skin

FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT People Fight

NOBODYLIKESME People Fall When Bumped

OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS Everyone Has Weapons

ONSPEED Walk Fast

BOOOOOORING Walk Slow

WHEELSAREALLINEED Cars Stripped Down

COMEFLYWITHME Flies Fly Around

ICANTTAKEITANYMORE Kill Yourself

GREENLIGHT Traffic Lights Turn Green

MIAMITRAFFIC Fast Traffic

TRAVELINSTYLE Flying Car

THELASTRIDE Spawn Hearse

ROCKANDROLLCAR Spawn Limousine

RUBBISHCAR Spawn Garbage Truck

GETTHEREFAST Spawn Sabre Turbo

BETTERTHANWALKING Spawn Caddy

LOOKLIKELANCE Lance Skin

MYSONISALAWYER Lawyer Skin

ILOOKLIKEHILARY Hilary Skin

ROCKANDROLLMAN Rock and Roll Skin

ONEARMEDBANDIT One Armed Bandit Skin

IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY Mafiosi Skin

FOXYLITTLETHING Mafiosi Daughter Skin

WELOVEOURDICK Scottish Skin

GETTHEREQUICKLY Fast Car

GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED Faster Car

GETTHEREAMAZINGLYFAST Even Faster Car

FANNYMAGNET Woman Magnet

CHEATSHAVEBEENCRACKED Bald Guy Skin

CERTAINDEATH Smoke Cigarette

GRIPISEVERYTHING UNKNOWN EFFECT

CHASESTAT UNKNOWN EFFECT

CHICKSWITHGUNS UNKNOWN EFFECT

AHAIRDRESSERSCAR UNKNOWN EFFECT

IWANTITPAINTEDBLACK UNKNOWN EFFECT

SEAWAYS UNKNOWN EFFECT

LOADSOFLITTLETHINGS UNKNOWN EFFECT

AIRSHIP UNKNOWN EFFECT

Halo

Pelican Ride and cool stuff to try. PELICAN RIDE Ok, this isn't really a cheat, just a thing to try. Go on the level Assault on the Control Room. At the very beginning you'll get off the Pelican. Right away tap x and you'll get back on the Pelican. Now you'll fly with the ship and eventually enter a mist and full to your doom and "press x to flip the Pelican" will appear on the screen. COOL STUFF TO TRY

1. Shoot the captain in the Pillar of Autumn.

2. Drive as far out as possible in the water in The Silent Cartogapher.

3. On Two Betrayals, their is a sniper rifle in the building right outside the control complex.

4. Shoot the monitor in the Library level to hear him yell at you.

5. Play the Pillar of Autumn on different difficulties to hear the sergeant in the beginning video tell different things for the soldiers to do. It go from keep your "keep finger on the trigger" to "pump the enemy full of lead and drown them in their own blood".

6. Have men in the warthog and drive off a cliff to make say stuff.

Driving Warthogs

When driving a warthog before you drive off a cliff spin right away to the side and the warthog won't tip but will stay horizontal and land from and height,(this won't work if the cliff goes off that certain level). Also when turning to make a perfect turn, only do lots of little movements on the right thumb stick. Do this so that the warthog doesn't skid out from big turns and you can control it better. Info submitted by halos wartog king on Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 01:07:15

Secret Cave

There is in level 5 a secret cave at the button of the map entrance. It comes out on the side where they are not expecting a side attack from that side and it shall be easier. Info submitted by Erick Delgado on Monday, November 19, 2001 at 08:28:34 Get New Ending Sequence Finish the game using legendary difficulty setting in Campaign Mode

Battling flood

Using a combination of assault, Shotgun, and grenades works best... Warning: Only use the [sticky] grenades at a far distance, especially for the little ones. Shot gun- use on big floods, and little floods. When those little guys, that jump up at you, are all grouped together use the shot gun, it shoots out a lot of bullets at a time (you can see this if you shoot at a smooth wall, or the ground...you can see all the marks it makes). Also close to medium range range to the big guys. Use Assault rifle if the guy is standing still, if he or you are moving too much it screws your aim very badly and you waste bullets and have to re load more often and then they have a clear shot. For the grenades use them when you know something is behind a wall, or when you see a lot of flood coming at you from a safe distance. for sticky grenades you MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER to use them at a safe distance because if you shoot it on one of those little guys that follow you you will get hurt bad too because of the blast that they brought with them, same with the big guys; I have learned this because the the Master Chief doesn't run to fast so he cant out run a lot of the flood. Don't use your grenades all at once..They are to important, and sometimes rarest when you need them. Info submitted by Rog on Tuesday, November 20, 2001 at 15:39:21

Battling the flood 2

When you fight the flood it is best to use a combo of the Assault Rifle (For the little dudes) And the Shotgun (For the big ones). When the flood that look like humans come at you try to aim for their big arm. they will die instantly if you shoot it off. it is best to do this at close to medium range with the shotgun. but if you have to you can also use the Assault Rifle. If you use Grenades try not to use the Plasma Grenades. try to use the Fragmentation grenades because if the flood run at you with the sticky grenade on them you are in trouble. Also in order to get more check points try to kill all enemies in the area and the comp will generally give you a check point. Against the big flood just put a shotgun to their chest a pull the trigger it works best that way. Info submitted by Michael J. on Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 06:27:35

Bloody Warthog

To start things off lets just beat the game first!Now since the game is beat you should have a little fun.Now go to any level that lets you use the warthog.Now for the good part.When you see an enemy run over him.But it isn't that simple!If your enemy jumps out of the way do a donut and you should get him!Another cool thing is to take a rocket launcher and blast the warthog towards them and it might hit them and they will die!Now I have a great recipe for chicken noodle sallad,just kidding! Info submitted by Antonio Millhouse on Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 06:48:33

Battling easier

This is how to battle The BAD GUYS.

[Elite]

[M6D Pistol][Slow rate of fire and small clip size make this weapon ineffective against the fast moving Elites]

[MA5B Assault rifle][At minimum,prepare to extend an entire clip to bring one down{more,if your aim isn't sure}]

[S2 AM Sniper Rifle][If youve got it,use it.It will tear through the Elites shielding.A head shot will take them down instantly]

[M90 Shotgun][The closer you are,the faster they fall]

[Fragmentation/Plasma Grenades][The will dodge most grenades throw at them.Use grenades only if they are cornered]

[M19SSM Rocket Launcher][A waste of Rockets. Use smaller arms.]

[Plasma Pistol][Resist the urge to fire a power shot;an Elite will most likely dodge it.Instead,fire continuous bursts to bring them down more quickly than with the pistol or assualt rifle]

[Plasma Rifle][Very effective if your aim is true.If not,the overheat can leave you vulnerable to a charging and angry Elite]

[Needler][Highly Effective.Empty a clip at the elite,and the needles will home in on it,piercing its shield and quickly dispatching it.]

[Grunt]

[Pistol][One or two shots should put a grunt to rest.]

[Assault Rifle][Highly Effective against one or many.]

[S2 AM Sniper Rifle][Can we say overkill?Obviously effective,but use it on bigger threats before grunts]

[M90 Shotgun][Can take down multiple Grunts with a single shot.]

[Grenades]Grunts are slow to respond to a grenade,so more than one can be taken out per throw.]

[Rocket Launcher][Akin to using an axe to cut better.It'll work but what a mess.]

[Plasma Pital...oops *Pistol][Charge it up and take them out.For single shots M6D pistol is more leathal]

Plasma Rifle][You short bursts to avoid overheating.This is the weapon of choice against the grunts.]

[Needler][Great from a distance.Up close,however,you will take a lot of damage as you wait for the needles to find there target and explode]

Battle easier 2

[Hunter]

[M6D Pistol][Utilize its scope for effective long range [aim for its neck or back]if you hit the orange flesh right on you can take one out with a single shot]

[MA5B Assault Rifle][Really only effective if you shoot them in the back]

[S2 AM Sniper Rifle][Aim for the neck or back]

[M90 Shotgun][Like the pistol one shot to the back should do it]

[Fragmentation/Plasma Grenade][Will only aggrivate them,unless its detonates behing them]

[M19SSM Rocket Launcher][They should nickname the Rocket Launcher "Hunter Killer"]

[Plasma Pistol][Ineffective.Don't use the pop-gun unless you want a fuel rod chaser]

[Plasma Rifle][Go for the orange flesh,but human weapons seem more effective]

[Needler][The needles will bounce harmlessly off there exoskeleton armor]

[Jackal]

[Pistol][Fire a shot at the hole in the sheild]

[Assaualt Rifle][Aim for the hole and unload]

[Sniper Rifle][Aim for the hole and its over]

[Shotgun][If your close enough it should knock them back,second shot will kill 'em.]

[Grenades][Jackals usualy ignore them so throw 'em if you got 'em]

[Rocket Launcher][This will do the trick]

[Plasma Pistol]One charged shot will kill the sheild second shot on em is death]

[Plasma Rifle][Will knock the shield away,leaving the Jackals body]

[Needler][Ineefective,Will not penetrate shield]

---NOTE--- Melee attack will penetrate shield and kill them first time.

Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

god

mortal

c_addhealth (100)

GetAllWeapons

GetInfiniteAmmo

Mortal

ShowFPS

SetWoundedState

SetNormalState

NoClip

NoClip_off

GetBaseballbat

GetBeretta

GetBerettaDual

GetDualBeretta

GetDesertEagle

GetSawedShotgun

GetPumpShotgun

GetJackhammer

GetIngram

GetIngramDual

GetDualIngram

GetMP5

GetColtCommando

GetMolotov

GetGrenade

GetM79

GetSniper

GetHealth

GetPainkillers

GetBulletTime

Unreal Tournament 2003

God - Toggle God Mode

Amphibious - Underwater Breathing

Fly - Fly Mode

Ghost - Walk through walls

Walk - Return walking to normal

Invisible - Turn inivisibility on or off (true / false)

Teleport - Teleport to where your crosshair is pointing

AllAmmo - Full ammo on all possessed weapons

Allweapons - Give all weapons

Loaded - Give all weapons and full ammo on them (combo ofallammo and allweapons)

SkipMatch - Win the current match and advance on the ladder

JumpMatch -Jump to a specific match on the ladder, where is a number. For example 43 for ladder 4, rung 3

ChangeSize - Change the player size by factor # (i.e. 0.25 or 2.0)

LockCamera - Toggle locking the camera in its current position

FreeCamera - Delink the camera rotation from the actor

ViewSelf - Reset the camera to view the player (true to be quiet, false to have sound)

ViewBot - Cycle the camera through the viewable bots

ViewFlag - View the actor current carrying the flag

ViewPlayer - Change the camera view to the given player

ViewActor - Change the camera view to the given actor

ViewClass - Change the camera view to the given class

KillViewedActor - Kill the actor the camera is currently viewing. Do NOT kill yourself! (Game will get stuck)

Avatar - Possess a pawn of the given class

Summon - Summon the given object

SetCameraDist - Set the distance the camera has from its target

SetGravity - Change gravitional pull

SetJumpZ - Change Jump height

SetSpeed - Mutiply the Player water and ground speed with the given value

ListDynamicActors - Output all dynamic actors to the log file

FreezeFrame - Pause the game for the given duration

SetFogR - Set red color component of fog

SetFogG - Set green color component of fog

SetFogB - Set blue color component of fog

SetFlash - Set the duration a screen flash takes to fade away

CauseEvent - Trigger the given event

LogSciptedSequences - Toggle logging for all scripted sequences

KillPawns - Kill all actor pawns except the player

KillAll - Kill everything of the given class, i.e. KillAll Pawn

KillAllPawns - Kill all pawns of the given class

PlayersOnly - Toggle the level to a players only level

CheatView - Toggle to view to the given actor

WriteToLog - Write the string 'NOW!' to the game log

ReviewJumpSpots - Test jumping, the parameter can be 'Transloc', 'Jump', 'Combo' or 'LowGrav'.

 

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